You’re here for the books. You
thought you were here for the movies meaning years of dipping all of my dollar
bills in C11H17NO3 and then spreading them around the
world has finally paid off. But you’re here, so it’s time to annouce that this
whole thing is about books. I could get super poetic (and make your eyeballs
bleed in agony) about the importance of books and literature to society and the
decline of literacy in Modern America, but that would just be beating some dead
horses. And I happen to have a little soft spot for those living poop factories.
Books are a source of entertainment.
Like any form, (movies, plays, television shows, music, opera) it can function
on several levels of existence.
It can be kind of okay,
good for passing the time or expanding your vocabulary (meaning it will make an
okay amount of money, especially if it is a part of a series).
It can be horrible and
boring and cliché and not worth any interest at all (meaning it will develop a
cult following, made up of people I really hope the FBI has files on).
Add make tons of money apparently. |
Or it can be a story,
full of exciting plots and interesting characters and exotic locations that seize
the national consciousness and encourages people to actually start reading
again (meaning it makes more money than I can ever hope to see in my life).
Be honest. How many of you knew this was a book? |
But the most important
thing about books as an entertainment source is this: they have fans.
When Hollywood is looking for the next
blockbuster idea, they turn to books because it’s a safe bet. Even if the
premise is awful and no one else goes to see the movie, Hollywood has a certain
guarantee that the fans will show up. And we do. Without fail, anytime some
book is made into a movie, I will fork over ten dollars for the ticket and an ungodly
amount for stale popcorn and watch that movie. Even if I can tell from the
promos that it is going to be bad. Even then.
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There may have been other factors here. |
Our cries made them stronger. |
That’s the biggest deal. No one cares if the fans are upset. We’re just freakish fanboys that have no lives and a compulsive need to make a shitstorm over every little change. Who cares what we think?
Well, from now on, I
do. I care that source material has been shamelessly torn to shreds and this is
my favorite book in name only. I care that the characterization is wrong, the
plot details are wrong, the music is wrong, the ending is changed. Certainly
there will be many of you who will call me a fangirl with no life and a
computer. You are wrong. I am a fangirl with no life and a laptop. And with that laptop I will stake out my claim
in cyberspace, analyzing the good and the bad in the many movies made from
books so that maybe someday, some Hollywood team will take care with making
books into movies because they worry about what I might say about in review
(and then a movie will be made about it, making me appear like a whinny desperate
skinny redhead by contrasting my life with some prominent, beloved public
figure who spoke charmingly with an accent).
That’ll teach them.
(Psst. If you have any idea for a post, feel free to leave a comment suggesting something.)
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